sunday school according to Jem

Today's lesson was on the Good Samaritan, although it seems that our Sunday School teachers added their own twist. So here it is, as interpreted by Jem.

Jem: A boy was going to his Grandma's and a bad guy came and beat him up.

At his point, Jem laid down on the floor and Truett was kind enough to come over and demonstrate the beating up part. Once they got past that, Jem finished the story.

Jem: And people passed by. There was a guy and then a cowboy passed by.
Me: A cowboy?
Jem: Yeah, a cowboy. Then someone helped me.  I had a lot of boo-boos so a girl helped me. She was from out of town.
Me: Why did you learn about that story? What was it about?
Jem: It was about helping people. We should help our brothers and sisters.

After Jem finished telling me, he and Tru grabbed their doctor bags (a craft from church), and proceeded to fix each other up.